Posts Tagged 'late nights'

Not a short story, essay, haiku or limerick

In keeping with both my promise of more work, and the recent theme of restlessness inherent in the drought of writing, I give you:

Not a short story, essay, haiku or limerick

It feels, tonight, as though
I should be writing,
penning a short story,
a poem or two, an essay—
for God’s sake,
at least a haiku or limerick.

So I prepare my mind
for the task at hand in my
pseudo-traditional way,
scraping together a stiff drink
of gin and club soda and lemon
(as I am out of tonic and lime)
and heading outside to enjoy
this and a cigarette in the
cool night fog of summer.

I light with a cardboard match
from a hotel book, douse it
with the dew settling on the
table, and press my pen
to the paper. And wait.
And sip. And
drag. And swill.
And wait. And
pull. And gulp.
And blow. And
wait.

Finally, after the cigarette
is burnt to a nub, and there’s
not a gulp’s worth left in
my low-ball glass or a word
down on the page, I sigh
and lean back in my chair,
trying to figure out whether
that bright speck in the sky
is Venus or Jupiter. Eventually,

I open the white storm door
and head back inside, not yet
convinced that tonight was
not meant for writing, but
that I will need a bit more
coaxing before anything
spills out onto the page.

Quite frankly, I’m still waiting…

Take THAT!

Well, it’s finally happened. I’ve been planning on posting some original work on this blog for some time, but am only now getting around to doing so. This piece was written about 6 months ago. By way of explication, I feel as though I should point out that the “you” blurting things out from behind the shower curtain does refer to a certain person, but could refer to almost anyone, as the “you” was simply a hallucination, of sorts. Needless to say, my belt didn’t end up any tighter the next morning. So, waiving further signs and ceremonies…

“Take that!” I heard you blurt out from behind the shower curtain

I told her that I could
mix—by smell—the
best gin and tonics
she’d ever drink,

and she decided that
was enough to take me back
to her place for the night.

No mind that I had loved
her daughter only a
few years before,
or that she was twenty years
older than I and just-divorced.

I thought that I was going to
wake up the next morning with
another notch in my belt.

Instead, I awoke at 5 AM
on the bathroom floor
with vomit in my mustache,
an empty stomach and a cringing liver,
and a bruise on my chest from the toilet seat.

“Take that!” I heard you blurt out
from behind the shower curtain
at one point during the night.

Then I heaved another throaty
sigh, purged myself of my
remaining egotism, and passed
out on a lime-green bathmat.



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